Ayyo Ivangalaa: Jokes

Letter By Sardar to Mr Bill Gates

Dear Mr.Bill Gates,

This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. I have brought a computer for my home and I found problems which I want to bring to your notice.

1. After connecting internet I planned to open an e-mail account and whenever I fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever I typed appears, but I face this problem only in password box. I checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that ther is not problem in keyboard. Because of this I open the e-mail account with password ******. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.

2. I am unable to enter anything after we clicking the 'Shut Down' button.

3. There is a button ' Start ' but there is not ' Stop ' button. I request you to check this.

4. I find there is ' Run ' in the menu. One of my friend clicked ' Run ' to run up to Amristar! So I request you to change that to ' sit ', so that I can click that by Sitting.

5. One doubt is that any ' re-scooter' availabe in system ? As I find only 'Re-Cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this 'Find', but unable to trace, Is it a bug?

7. Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protect my ' mouse ' from cat, so I suggest you to provide one dog to kill that cat.

8. My child learnt ' Microsoft Word ' now he wants to learn ' Microsoft Sentence ', so when will u provide that?

9. What is this, I bought computer, CPU, mouse and Keyboard, etc.. There is only one icon with ' My Computer ', where are the remaining?

10. This is strange, you say ' My Pictures ' but there is not even single photo of mine, so when will u keeep my photo in that ?

So I kindly request you to check these all defects,

With Regards,
Banta Singh

Java Interview Attended by Sardar

Java Interview Attended by our Dear Sardar,

Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and interface ?
A. terms are different ...nothing more

Q. What is JFC ?
A. Jilebi, Fanta and Coffee.

Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 tier Architecture ?
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tires and auto rickshaws ill have 3 tiers.

Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server ? which methodology should I follow ?
A. Send it through courier.

Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA ?
A. As you wish, I do not have any objections.

Q. How to communicate 2 threads each other ?
A. Sorry, Non living things can't communicate.

Q. Explain RMI Architecture.
A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.

Q. What is the user of Servlets ?
A. In hotels, they can replace servers.

Q. What is the difference between Process and Threads ?
A. Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for process.

Q. What is JAR File ?
A. File that can be kept inside a jar.

Q. What is JINI ?
A. A ghost which was Alladdin's friend.

Q. How will you call an Applet from a Java Script?
A. I will give invitation.

Q. What is a bean ? where it can be used ?
A. A kind of cooking vegetable, In kitchens for cooking they can be used.

Q. Write don how will you create binary tree ?
A. When we sow a binary seed, a binary tree will grow.